25 Interesting things about me.

Well, this is supposed to be really really interesting things. But it isn't, that interesting, it never is.

1- Every year I am more and more prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Seriously when it happens y'all are gonna want to make it over to my place. I have lots of guns, and a defensible location.

2- I once punched a drunk guy who pissed near me. The guy turned out to be a cop.

3- I think I like conflict.

4- The thing I most liked about boxing was the adoration of the fans. I think that I might me narcissistic.

5- It is about time I changed my profile picture, but facebook doesn't really make it easy. Also, they don't allow nudes. The prudish bastards. I think a Chuck Norris poster is in order, but most people won't get it.

6- I think if my country gets any more socialist it might be time for a revolution.

Fuck dude, 25 of these?

7- I once evaded scores of cops in helicopters, and cars, and they had FLIRs and it was surprisingly easy.

8- I was in Egypt 7 months. After all that time you would think I would speak much better Arabic than I do. But, I spent my time with Europeans, and speaking English, and pretty girls, and not talking Arabic. If I actually learned Arabic, I would have a really cool job now.

9- I hate governments. All of them. I hate people telling me what to do, and setting rules. I am a sovereign.

10- It the robots in Terminator, really are that smart, and that capable of learning, we won't be at war with them, we'll be their pets. We'll be no threat at all to them, and there will be no need to kill us unless it entertains them.

11- Kiran is not scared of the inevitable moment of singularity, Kiran is intrigued, and eagerly awaits it.

12- I have never taken drugs, but I am more and more offended that people think that they have the right to tell other humans what drugs they can or can't take.

13- I really want to be a millionaire, I want to build a castle, with a bomb bunker, and a great view of Reno.

14- I like my small European car it is so easy to park, and it goes so fast. But I feel like I should be driving a hummer, it pisses off people who like to get involved in not their business, and it causes global warming, and I want the oceans to rise and drown hippies.

15- I waste a lot of time on the internet.

16- I hate paperwork, but I love coffee, and I like to write stuff because people read it and feed my narcissism.

17- I wanted to put here a list of the people that I miss. But the list is too long. I should be a millionaire so that I can go visiting the people that I know.

18- I am overdue to visit my mom.

19- My friends that I have on facebook fall into the following categories:
+ People that I know through "Reason" magazine. ("tReason" magazine for those of you who think that they are not true or pure enough)
+ People that I met in Egypt
+ People that I met in Iraq (a whole different species that the ones I met in Egypt)
+ Family
+ Friends from elsewhere.
Reason Magazine was the original reason I joined Facebook.

- 20 I want to go on Safari in South Africa, I want to see lions, and leopards, and Elephants and wildebeests. But the only animal that I want to shoot is baboons. I want to shoot a bunch of them. And maybe hunt one with an axe, or a samurai sword, I don't know.

- 21 I want to go to a gym and do curls, but instead of weights on the end of the bar, I want midgets hanging from the bar. I don't know, I am making stuff up now, I can't think of things about me now.

22- The coolest thing about Obama is how disappointed all of his minions are going to be of him. I mean, I don't really dislike the guy, but I really dislike the people who love him.

they were too stupid to see how stupid and empty his rhetoric was. You want to close Gitmo? Really? What are you gonna do with all the dudes? Send them to Egypt and Saudi Arabia so they can really be tortured? Is that really an improvement? I mean if they had thought it through, and he said: I am going to buy all of the prisoners a house in Detroit, at least it would have been balsy. (probably still crueler than Gitimo though)

23- Yeah, 23 was political too. I deleted it, that would be for another type of post. So now I am trying to thing of stuff related to zombies or cylons.

24- I am vehemently against government sanctioned marriage. I really don't think it is the governments business, ANY governments business who people have sex with. And it is doubly wrong that the government rewards or punishes anyone based on that.

It is true, everytime I get a message from one of my friends saying "congratulate me, I am getting married". I want to say "congratulations on getting laid by someone you like, but damned you for getting the government involved."

- Note that is not an invitation for anyone to talk about MY personal life here.

- BTW, if you are trying to get your sex partner a visa or permission to enter the country, I understand it. I mean screw the government for trying to deny you your guests!

25- I don't like Europeans.

I mean I like some of them a lot. But I figure it is good to end this on a pointless negative note.

Also, Spaniards are excepted. I like Spaniards.

OK, I guess what I mean is that I don't like that our country is becoming like Europe.